I'm deadly afraid of sharks. I'll admit it, it's a serious phobia. I can never get over them and their scaly skin, their bendy bones, their many rows of slicing, pointed teeth. Oh, the teeth are the worst. Even if they lose one they have two million to take its place. It's like a zombie army, but made of pointy enamel! They are hunting machines, smelling your blood from hundreds of miles away to come and feast on your broken self. They are relentless, sociopathic killers who take no prisoners.
So that's why I want to be a lawyer. If I fall out of a boat, I won't be eaten by the sharks. Professional courtesy, you see.
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I partly want to be a lawyer because Law & Order...
Lauren
Never knew you were a rapper. Maybe I should call you Eminem.
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Or what about 'Elemeno'. That's just as nonsensical and isn't a copiedwrong trade-something refringement, or whatever.
Kaiser
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your copying elmo, from seseme street!!!!!
Lauren
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Timmad dog! Not again...
Kaiser
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True that, I think end the game with as few strokes as possible :)
Lauren
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I really don't think becoming a lawyer is going to help you not get eaten by sharks.
The Aud One
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